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Xavier311
11 years
where's your mind at mate?
Xavier311
11 years
beasts
Xavier311
11 years
well the literal meaning of wanker is someone (typically male) who masturbates...put it together now...
Xavier311
11 years
@McAwesome
As long as you don't actually call yourself McAwesome around them I can't imagine why that could be.
As long as you don't actually call yourself McAwesome around them I can't imagine why that could be.
Xavier311
12 years
Suddenly had a flash of Layla going "You look kinda like a baby, Com 'ere you, I'm gonna eat you. GET IN MA BELLEH!"
Xavier311
12 years
No, although there is a monkey brain pudding are you a fan? Sorry, I didn't mean to primate.
Xavier311
12 years
The only history around here is what happened to my brain
Xavier311
12 years
Following the equation that the energy of a given mass is equal to the mass multiplied by the square of the speed of light in a vacuum I find that I should have way more energy than I do right now
Xavier311
12 years
If train A leaves Dallas at 3pm traveling at 70mph and train B leaves New York at 8am traveling at 80mph then what is the capital of Idaho?
Xavier311
12 years
If Mary met Sam at a baseball game and the count was full and George met Shirley at billiards hall with a live band then how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Xavier311
12 years
thats tricky clockwork, to minimize the smell when you wash use cold water not hot or warm, as it can cause the odors to penetrate, and to remove the smell now try washing with OJ before shampoo
Xavier311
12 years
f*** so tired after work last night forgot to do my calc hw !?!? oops
Xavier311
13 years
well at least you have someone who can empathize with how much NYS taxes suck
Xavier311
13 years
sorry sarah, from Scotia about 5 hrs away
Xavier311
13 years
My first conscious memory is from about 6 or 7 yo in which I drew a girl I had a crush on getting, expanded by a "growth ray"
Xavier311
13 years
hmmm. quick shout question... What is your earliest memory of enjoying, thinking of, or planning weight gain for yourself or someone else?
Xavier311
13 years
I'd feed you davine, sadly, you are a 5hr drive from me =(
Xavier311
13 years
where b is bmi value
Xavier311
13 years
Int b
Str m="Eat a donut"
If (b < 25)
Then cout>m
Str m="Eat a donut"
If (b < 25)
Then cout>m
Xavier311
13 years
lol, paris hilton is beyond saving
