Just trying to offer some help since you sound like you want to hit that 360 mark asap.
@sweetiepi Have you tried drinking lots of heavy cream before bed? That'll fatten you up really quick!
Dietrich Bader was the best in that movie with this American Flag pants. "No one wants to take a round house kick to the face from a guy wearing these"
"Women only like guys with skills..." I wonder if feeding skills and belly rubbing skills count
FB, how often do strangers ask if you're preggo? And do you ever purposely hold your belly so that someone would think that?