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Murphy
9 years
I'm a cat dad. Does that count?
Murphy
9 years
Based on what I'm seeing, all I can tell is that we can expect anywhere from 1-974863 inches of snow. NOBODY KNOWS.
Murphy
9 years
"females"
Murphy
9 years
justcurious: I mean, there is Disneyworld.
Murphy
9 years
Oh man, my favorite recipe from that cookbook is definitely the "thong-splitting tacos"
Murphy
9 years
Noshing on delicious free samples and then having sex with a chocolate-stuffed fat girl? There's no better way to spend a Sunday.
Murphy
9 years
Yesterday I went to a chocolate expo with a friend. Last night she and I tried a new sex position.
Murphy
9 years
I don't see any issue with a "hook up" with friends, though...
Murphy
9 years
c2c? Is that anything like a2m?
Murphy
9 years
Man, my libido needs to chill the *** out lately.
Murphy
9 years
Hate the song. It's overplayed and just not that good.
Murphy
9 years
I could use another day of weekend.
Murphy
9 years
Are you gonna fill us in on who, or...?
Murphy
9 years
I'd like to thank truckershaun for giving a perfect example of why this newbie is likely to bail on the site within a week.
Murphy
9 years
Would you *** me? I'd *** me. I'd *** me so hard.
Murphy
9 years
It's always amusing to me when people seek a feeder on FF, but talk about their weight loss goals elsewhere. I just don't really get it.
Murphy
9 years
It's not like those who do this kind of thing are at all interested in respecting boundaries.
Murphy
9 years
A disclaimer like that won't stop people from doing it. There are a lot of pics reposted to Tumblr that are from social events, too.
Murphy
9 years
Yo Bootynoir, if you're willing to spot me some cash when the insurance check comes in I can pay you back in baked goods.
Murphy
9 years
Treo: Yeah- out in public. Pretty obvious.
