Murphy


Wethersfield, Connecticut, United States  
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Murphy 15 years
Christo73: 42
Murphy 15 years
I am. I dunno what's wrong with me, but it's wicked fun.
Murphy 15 years
No, wasn't directed towards you, l_p. Sorry for confusion!
Murphy 15 years
Boohoo size limit QQ QQ
Murphy 15 years
The 110 bug has been an issue that the admin was aware of for awhile. I'm not sure if he just recently got a fix for it or just recently fixed it.
Murphy 15 years
Opening a conversation with "how much do u weigh?" is also deserving of a cockpunch.
Murphy 15 years
If you open a conversation with a complete stranger by saying "you have some nice fat rolls", you deserve the cockpunch you'll likely get.
Murphy 15 years
...you'll probably find that people are more receptive to your inquiries.
Murphy 15 years
Houston, my advice? Contribute stuff that isn't overtly saying that you want "USSBBWS". If you actually interact with people instead of just spamming that like you have been, you'll
Murphy 15 years
That makes sense.
Murphy 15 years
How the hell do I have chocolate on the crotch of my pajama pants?
Murphy 15 years
I never liked leftover pizza. Just goes to show that I really wouldn't have survived in college, I guess.
Murphy 15 years
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried.
Murphy 15 years
I tried 'em like... once. Found 'em so gross that I couldn't even finish half of one. I think it was one of the pizza ones, too.
Murphy 15 years
c00kie: Imagine a turd, flavored with cheese, inside a flaky croissant-type piece of pseudobread.
Murphy 15 years
Noooo, don't want Friday back. Friday was the first of three shitty days at work.
Murphy 15 years
Hello, random craving for fettucini alfredo.
Murphy 15 years
Yeah, it's another article about Donna. Looked at the headline, didn't even bother with the article.
Murphy 15 years
Never?! Well yeah, you got me beat then.
Murphy 15 years
Been a year and a half here and I'm really feeling it recently smiley... how long for you, Amber?