That damn tiny cow.

Chapter 2

It was night now as Susan snored slightly in a food overdose coma in bed. With her new layer of plump curves, it was hard for her to stay cool during the summer heat while wearing nothing but her underwear. Her shorts and shirt would of have been too tight and unbearable to wear leaving her to sweat to death. But now with her bare belly and breasts wiggling to the motion of her breathing with the windows left open for the summer breeze to past through. Susan was able to sleep in comfort with her boyfriend next to him.

That was until she felt four hooves sunk into her gut. She twisted and plop her chubby cheeks against her pillow until it was useless but to open her eyes. Susan blinked a couple of time to shake the blurriness from her eyes, once focus, she was more frustrated than startled when the small cow was back again on top of her. “MOOOoooo...” The cow greeted as it stared down at Susan.

“Look, rather you’re real or not cow, it’s one in the freaken morning! I’m too tired to even be hungry and beside, you’ve made me eat everything in my apartment. My boyfriend would have to go out and restock everything in the morning.”

“MOOOooo...” As if Susan have given the cow an reasonable defending statement, the tiny bovine slowly floated to the ceiling and disappeared. “Huh, at least it knows some common courtesy,” Susan made a big yawn and stretched out her arms over her head. Already she showed signs that her under arms were plump enough to hanged down slightly from gravity. Susan rolled over letting herself feel the tidal rush of her fatness swung to one side, “Back to some well deserve sleep.” A random knocking then came at the apartment door causing Susan’s eyes to open wide with fury and anger.

“Huh? wha? who’s that?” James toss and turned trying to ignore the noise.

The door knocked again for the second time making Susan jump to her feet. She waddled her thickly legs to grab her baby blue shower robe to cover herself up. With her belly protruding so far out, it was hard for Susan to cover up the crack of her cleavage. But she didn’t care, all she wanted was some simple sleep and somebody behind the door was not helping. Through the peep hole, Susan saw a man with black sideburns in a basic delivery uniform standing behind the door. “Who is it?” she asked.

“Oh hi! I’m terribly sorry for coming so late at night but I have a special packages that needed to be shipped to your place immediately.”

“What so special about this package?”

“Mostly everything is perishable and the sender wanted it to make sure it would be still hot when it gets here.”

“May I ask who sent it?”

“Err, unfortunately his hand writing is a bit hard to make out, but he did paid us good money to make sure it get here promptly. Can we bring it in?”

Feeling too tired to even comprehend the situation, “Fine, just do it quickly.” Susan open the door and let the one man walk in.

“Thank you very much miss, this won’t take too long. Alright boys bring it all in here!” Out of nowhere a dozen delivery workers came in carrying all different sorts of trays and dishes.

“Wait a minute! What is all this?” Susan was feeling confused right as when the miniature cow trodden out of nowhere next to her feet.

“The perishable good miss, he wanted to make sure you would get this soon as possible. Ah there you are sir! Can you sign your signature right here please?”

“MOOOoooo...” The cow took the pen by the lips and slowly scribbled something on the clip board held by the delivery man.

Susan continue to stare as the delivery people kept on bringing in more trays into her apartment. “I don’t even know anybody who would bring me this much stuff! I think you got the-wait? You can see the cow too?” Things were becoming too weird for Susan when the cow was done signing it signature and used it tongue to give back the delivery man’s pen.

“I’m sorry, what cow?” He asked while Susan notice the pen was slobbered with saliva from the cow’s mouth but the delivery person didn’t seem to notice.

“The cow that you’ve just made it sign his John Hancock! Right there!! See?!” Susan frantically pointed at the cow.

The delivery man looked at the empty space then at Susan again, “Look, I am really sorry I disturbed your sleep. Heck, even I get a bit delusional when I’m tired. But we’re almost done here.”

At that moment Susan was just about ready to rip her hair out by how crazy this situation was until one of the delivery people interrupted her thoughts, “Hey, we’re all done here boss!” As he settled the last box in the kitchen. The sideburn man nodded and then turned to Susan, “Alright miss, thank you for your patient, and thank you for choosing F.A. delivery service.” With a tip of his hat, he hustled back with the rest of his group out of Susan’s apartment.

“But it was the cow who hired you guys...” her voice trailed while still pointing at the cow. The cow looked up at her hand and then simple waddled over to the trays and dishes which were still packaged in brown wrapping paper. It didn’t take long for the packages from inside to seep out with a lingering tasty scent that caused Susan stomach to growl in excitement.
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Giantjay 12 years
I liked it! It went crazy for a bit, but never became unbelievable (or convenient). Good work!