1. Get knocked up ASAP.
2. Gain as much as you can.
3. Start swelling, stretch marks, and laying down cellulite dimples.
4. Widen you birthing hips.
Toughen your teets to be milking machines.
5. Stay at home as a house bound breeding sow gaining for wedding day goals and optics.
6. Push out a baby a year for your lardmaster breeder husband.
7. Live your dream and let your inner pig out and be a most productive used wife, you know you meant to be.
8. Live happily and heavily everafter with piles of kids trying to latch on to you.
2. Gain as much as you can.
3. Start swelling, stretch marks, and laying down cellulite dimples.
4. Widen you birthing hips.
Toughen your teets to be milking machines.
5. Stay at home as a house bound breeding sow gaining for wedding day goals and optics.
6. Push out a baby a year for your lardmaster breeder husband.
7. Live your dream and let your inner pig out and be a most productive used wife, you know you meant to be.
8. Live happily and heavily everafter with piles of kids trying to latch on to you.
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