Gaining

Lately my belly's been resting on the bottom of the steering wheel.

First time that I got up around my heaviest, was driving along a highway that was scratched up for repaving. Suddenly the fat on my inner thighs started resonating with the vibration..... Omg, if I could bottle that sensation I'd be rich!

I also like having everything jiggle and shake when I clomp down stairs.

I sometimes walk...I guess you'd call it deliberately, so that I'll jiggle more.

Lying in bed with my (now-ex) wife one morning I felt her hip and realized it was chunkier. Wondered if she'd gained weight and reached around to see if she was getting a tummy...

she was!