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I found the most delicious gainer shake, but now i’m afraid to order it.

A few weeks ago, I discovered the most delicious drink at Starbucks: an iced matcha latte with heavy cream and no ice. A venti is easily over 2000 calories and it tastes exactly like melted green tea ice cream, which I love. I’ve had melted ice cream in the past, but it’s hard to do discretely at home with roommates. This is so much easier and has way more calories.

To try to be discrete, I do a mobile order and just pick up my drink with little to no interaction with the baristas. However, today the barista asked me if I was actually going to drink it. I was super embarrassed and made up a quick lie about it being for some prank video.

Now im at a crossroads. I’ve never been able to drink as much heavy cream as easily (due to both taste and convenience). But I’m afraid of getting called out by a barista again.

What should I do ?
2 weeks

I found the most delicious gainer shake, but now i’m afraid to order it.

That was rude of the barista! Just go to a different Starbucks.
2 weeks

I found the most delicious gainer shake, but now i’m afraid to order it.

Kimllyy:
A few weeks ago, I discovered the most delicious drink at Starbucks: an iced matcha latte with heavy cream and no ice. A venti is easily over 2000 calories and it tastes exactly like melted green tea ice cream, which I love. I’ve had melted ice cream in the past, but it’s hard to do discretely at home with roommates. This is so much easier and has way more calories.

To try to be discrete, I do a mobile order and just pick up my drink with little to no interaction with the baristas. However, today the barista asked me if I was actually going to drink it. I was super embarrassed and made up a quick lie about it being for some prank video.

Now im at a crossroads. I’ve never been able to drink as much heavy cream as easily (due to both taste and convenience). But I’m afraid of getting called out by a barista again.

What should I do ?


You strike me as a very nice person. With that said, you aren't obligated to tell the barista anything except for your order.

Alternatives are:

- Go elsewhere
- Make it at home
- Go to a different location
- Own it
- Continue to lie

Do what makes you most comfortable. And remember that most service workers do not care about what you do or why you do it. They may not remember you either.
2 weeks

I found the most delicious gainer shake, but now i’m afraid to order it.

I've had barista give me looks or say something when ordering something decadent loaded with calories.
Its only rude if it was said in a condescending way.
I don't worry about what others think so that may be something you need to work on.
2 weeks

I found the most delicious gainer shake, but now i’m afraid to order it.

Kimllyy:
A few weeks ago, I discovered the most delicious drink at Starbucks: an iced matcha latte with heavy cream and no ice. A venti is easily over 2000 calories and it tastes exactly like melted green tea ice cream, which I love. I’ve had melted ice cream in the past, but it’s hard to do discretely at home with roommates. This is so much easier and has way more calories.

To try to be discrete, I do a mobile order and just pick up my drink with little to no interaction with the baristas. However, today the barista asked me if I was actually going to drink it. I was super embarrassed and made up a quick lie about it being for some prank video.

Now im at a crossroads. I’ve never been able to drink as much heavy cream as easily (due to both taste and convenience). But I’m afraid of getting called out by a barista again.

What should I do ?

Munchies:
You strike me as a very nice person. With that said, you aren't obligated to tell the barista anything except for your order.

Alternatives are:

- Go elsewhere
- Make it at home
- Go to a different location
- Own it
- Continue to lie

Do what makes you most comfortable. And remember that most service workers do not care about what you do or why you do it. They may not remember you either.


I was looking for how to order it but didn't know the order. Can you help?
2 weeks

I found the most delicious gainer shake, but now i’m afraid to order it.

Kimllyy:
A few weeks ago, I discovered the most delicious drink at Starbucks: an iced matcha latte with heavy cream and no ice. A venti is easily over 2000 calories and it tastes exactly like melted green tea ice cream, which I love. I’ve had melted ice cream in the past, but it’s hard to do discretely at home with roommates. This is so much easier and has way more calories.

To try to be discrete, I do a mobile order and just pick up my drink with little to no interaction with the baristas. However, today the barista asked me if I was actually going to drink it. I was super embarrassed and made up a quick lie about it being for some prank video.

Now im at a crossroads. I’ve never been able to drink as much heavy cream as easily (due to both taste and convenience). But I’m afraid of getting called out by a barista again.

What should I do ?

Munchies:
You strike me as a very nice person. With that said, you aren't obligated to tell the barista anything except for your order.

Alternatives are:

- Go elsewhere
- Make it at home
- Go to a different location
- Own it
- Continue to lie

Do what makes you most comfortable. And remember that most service workers do not care about what you do or why you do it. They may not remember you either.

Zure678:
I was looking for how to order it but didn't know the order. Can you help?


Um ... what? OP already said what the order was. Make a note of it and go ask, silly.
2 weeks

I found the most delicious gainer shake, but now i’m afraid to order it.

Kimllyy:
A few weeks ago, I discovered the most delicious drink at Starbucks: an iced matcha latte with heavy cream and no ice. A venti is easily over 2000 calories and it tastes exactly like melted green tea ice cream, which I love. I’ve had melted ice cream in the past, but it’s hard to do discretely at home with roommates. This is so much easier and has way more calories.

To try to be discrete, I do a mobile order and just pick up my drink with little to no interaction with the baristas. However, today the barista asked me if I was actually going to drink it. I was super embarrassed and made up a quick lie about it being for some prank video.

Now im at a crossroads. I’ve never been able to drink as much heavy cream as easily (due to both taste and convenience). But I’m afraid of getting called out by a barista again.

What should I do ?

Munchies:
You strike me as a very nice person. With that said, you aren't obligated to tell the barista anything except for your order.

Alternatives are:

- Go elsewhere
- Make it at home
- Go to a different location
- Own it
- Continue to lie

Do what makes you most comfortable. And remember that most service workers do not care about what you do or why you do it. They may not remember you either.

Zure678:
I was looking for how to order it but didn't know the order. Can you help?

Munchies:
Um ... what? OP already said what the order was. Make a note of it and go ask, silly.


I found it thanks 😊
2 weeks

I found the most delicious gainer shake, but now i’m afraid to order it.

Are you actually going to drink that?

That's why I ordered it...

Nope, I like throwing money away...

Yes, do you want to watch?

Yes, do you want one, too?
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I found the most delicious gainer shake, but now i’m afraid to order it.

Wolffeeder:
Are you actually going to drink that?

That's why I ordered it...

Nope, I like throwing money away...

Yes, do you want to watch?

Yes, do you want one, too?


I'm planning on getting one on one of my days off. And yes.
2 weeks

I found the most delicious gainer shake, but now i’m afraid to order it.

This is off topic but...

If I knew a cute feeder was working at one just behind the counter, I might occasionally order something like that on purpose. But instead, maybe the hot chocolate.

I'd also make a point of sitting inside, and rub my gut on purpose while gulping down the entire thing, making sure the feeder is able to see it, just to tease.
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