sethman wrote
I've actually found more successful pedophiles than I've seen BBW twilight fans.
Example: I'm in line to see Knight and Day with my girlfriend (which was actually pretty good, by the way. Don't judge Tom Cruise's movies based solely on his batsh*t crazy personal life). In front of me is a girl maybe about 14-16. Thin, a bit plain looking. A middle aged man (pedophile moustache included) walked up to her.
Modern Humbert Humbert: Excuse me, I don't mean to be weird or anything, but you look exactly how I pictured Bella when I was reading the books.
Modern Lolita: Wow, really? Thank you so much, I can't believe anyone would think that!
Modern Humbert Humbert: Believe me, I do.
Modern Humbert Humbert proceeds to cut us in line, pay for his and her tickets to Eclipse, and goes to the movie with her.
Understandably, both my girlfriend and I were horrified.
*shudder violently*
I gotta agree with your Tom Cruise assessment, personal life aside, he is a FANTASTIC actor, I still can't believe how well he pulled off Lestat in Interview with a Vampire...