Gaining

Maximum wrote
If only Bella (Kristen Stewart) could do the same

chubsqueezer wrote
Totally not pregnant, you can see her legs are pretty hefty and her forearms are fat, which is a bit hard to accomplish. I think she looks better with a bit of poundage on her. I've never read her books or seen a movie. No interest, seem like the new version of Ann Rice's vampire series.

sethman wrote
they all seem to totally suck.

Mira wrote
I really don't see the appeal of Robert Pattinson- he looks like he has terrible personal hygiene. No matter what my age was, that was never appealing. I get the slightly effeminate thing- lord knows I was obsessed with Duran Duran (Roger Taylor was my big crush), but geez, have a shower once in a while.

sethman wrote
I've actually found more successful pedophiles than I've seen BBW twilight fans.

Example: I'm in line to see Knight and Day with my girlfriend (which was actually pretty good, by the way. Don't judge Tom Cruise's movies based solely on his batsh*t crazy personal life). In front of me is a girl maybe about 14-16. Thin, a bit plain looking. A middle aged man (pedophile moustache included) walked up to her.

Modern Humbert Humbert: Excuse me, I don't mean to be weird or anything, but you look exactly how I pictured Bella when I was reading the books.

Modern Lolita: Wow, really? Thank you so much, I can't believe anyone would think that!

Modern Humbert Humbert: Believe me, I do.

Modern Humbert Humbert proceeds to cut us in line, pay for his and her tickets to Eclipse, and goes to the movie with her.


Understandably, both my girlfriend and I were horrified.

sethman wrote
Oh, and as for the other topic I was discussing, I should probably also mention that the story has a happy ending. After the movie, my girlfriend and I left the theatre and saw security escorting him out of the building alone.