If you don't mind frozen pizza, Tombstone has a nice selection that isn't too big, but has 1500 calories per pizza. Pretty much works as a single meal.
Otherwise, I like to assault the McDonald's value menu sometimes, you can get 5 cheeseburgers for 5 dollars and they are 300 calories a piece (300x5 = 1500) and they go down fast.
Other than that, Pop-Tarts.
14 years