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I was told last time I flew I should get 2 seats. I always had to remind them for seat belt extenders several times... I hate United Airlines.

People were really nice to me on the flights. I acted like I was pregnant though- and I had no idea I would blow up that big.
People are a lot nicer when it is another human inside of me, instead of a couple smash burgers.

WIN!!!

not an Aeroplane isue, but myself and my girl friend booked train tickets to Scotland a few weeks ago. It was explained that the two of us would need three seats owing to her being nearly 600 pounds. The brain donor in the booking office duely reserved three seats for us, two on opposite sides of the isle, and the third facing them! Luckyly, the gentleman sat next to us offered to swap.