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You know you're a fat admirer when

You get upset when you notice someone has lost weight. lol, regardless of if they are into this stuff or not, I always feel a sense of loss when I see a girl looking thinner...
14 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

When you are driving down town and the first thing you look at on the pedestrians is their bellies.
14 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

When for you the word diet means extra Hot Fudge Sundaes rather than lettuce and carrots.
14 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

... Miss Universe walks by and you're the only straight guy in the bunch not drooling.

... a friend says "damn that girl has a big butt ...", and you're like "damn that girl has a big butt ...".

... when going to a buffet, you position yourself so can you view the entire route from the food, to the furthest corner of the restaurant.
14 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

...you look at "Before and After" weight loss ads from right to left.

YES!!!
14 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

...on more than one occasion, your girlfriend has accused you of trying to fatten her up.
14 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

CollegeGuy, I've been blamed for a partner gaining more and more often.

If you are going to be with a girl and surround her with brownies, you might have one every once in awhile, and this might contribute to weight gain.

Just saying.


i see no downside to this smiley
14 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

Maximum wrote
...you look at "Before and After" weight loss ads from right to left.

YES!!!

booyah
14 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

loverofpudge wrote
When nothing turns you on more than rubbing your partner's belly after a big meal.

When you get excited about sewing the buttons back on pants that your partner has popped off.

When the comment "he has a six-pack" is meaningless to you, whereas "he has a big belly" stirs butterflies.

how about when someone proudly shows off their six-pack you proudly show off your keg
14 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

applecake wrote
Porking Up wrote
When you work in the cafeteria at school and switch the skim and whole milk containers for a laugh...
What?! And make all the people who normally drink whole milk loose weight?! I think your evil plan needs some more work.


lol touche
14 years
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