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You know you're a fat admirer when

You get upset when you notice someone has lost weight. lol, regardless of if they are into this stuff or not, I always feel a sense of loss when I see a girl looking thinner...
15 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

When you are driving down town and the first thing you look at on the pedestrians is their bellies.
15 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

When for you the word diet means extra Hot Fudge Sundaes rather than lettuce and carrots.
15 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

... Miss Universe walks by and you're the only straight guy in the bunch not drooling.

... a friend says "damn that girl has a big butt ...", and you're like "damn that girl has a big butt ...".

... when going to a buffet, you position yourself so can you view the entire route from the food, to the furthest corner of the restaurant.
15 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

...you look at "Before and After" weight loss ads from right to left.

YES!!!
15 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

...on more than one occasion, your girlfriend has accused you of trying to fatten her up.
15 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

CollegeGuy, I've been blamed for a partner gaining more and more often.

If you are going to be with a girl and surround her with brownies, you might have one every once in awhile, and this might contribute to weight gain.

Just saying.


i see no downside to this smiley
15 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

applecake wrote
Porking Up wrote
When you work in the cafeteria at school and switch the skim and whole milk containers for a laugh...
What?! And make all the people who normally drink whole milk loose weight?! I think your evil plan needs some more work.


lol touche
15 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

When you have to pretend to agree with your co-workers about how "hot" some skinny girl was! smiley
15 years

You know you're a fat admirer when

Super Thread Necromancy Powers Activate!

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(I'm a gainer, not really an FA but I can extrapolate)

When you count how many plates the "Big guy in the tight t-shirt" gets at the local all you can eat place.

(Derived from experience, four plates, piled high. Grand total, 34 slices of pizza, two bowls of pasta, roughly 20 breadsticks, and six cinnamon rolls.)
12 years
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