chubbyhoney wrote
And how do you distinguish the FAs from all the other people who will also be gaping at your belly?
AskDrFeeder wrote
If you have a nice-sized belly, put on a too-small t-shirt. Make sure the shirt is small enough so that it exposes a bit of your belly. Go out in public. From time to time, "absent-mindedly" pull down the shirt to cover up your belly. Of course the shirt will immediately ride up as soon as you let go. The FAs will be the ones gaping at your belly.
How do you spot a FA?
If you have a nice-sized belly, put on a too-small t-shirt. Make sure the shirt is small enough so that it exposes a bit of your belly. Go out in public. From time to time, "absent-mindedly" pull down the shirt to cover up your belly. Of course the shirt will immediately ride up as soon as you let go. The FAs will be the ones gaping at your belly.
And how do you distinguish the FAs from all the other people who will also be gaping at your belly?
Just spit-balling here. I haven't worked out all the kinks yet...

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