General

To the repliers, as Sethman said maybe we should dial back the hostility a bit. And to the OP, this wasn't the best way to introduce yourself that's for sure. But don't let the negative response you got from some of us deter you from continuing to participate in this forum.

And as to advice I'd suggest eating a little more maybe...

That's the most compelling advert I've ever seen for the aesthetic benefits of a soft round tummy...