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Belly classification system

Just playing with this idea...if anyone has any comments or proposed refinements or different names for any of the stages, please let me know!

skinny -- flat or concave unless you've eaten a lot

normal -- it might stick out a bit but not enough to make a fuss over unless you're a high fashion model.

starter -- sticks out even when empty but you can still suck it in.

plump -- not a "brusher" yet but you can't suck it in anymore.

brusher -- brushes against your thighs when you sit down.

sitter -- sits in your lap when you sit down.

commander -- when it's on your lap, goes out past your knees.
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Belly classification system

I like em dr. But where do love handles fit into the system? Some people grow wide before they grow out!
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Belly classification system

lovinitbig wrote:
where do love handles fit into the system?


Good question, but one thing at a time!
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Belly classification system

paigehere wrote:
I'm definitely a starter, but I'm starting to veer into the plump category. The days when I could suck in my tummy are disappearing.


Awesome! I recommend ice cream!
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Belly classification system

anonymizleness wrote:
Haha nice system =) imma assume mine is a normal for now smiley


Work on that!
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Plump. But looking forward to becoming a brusher.
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Belly classification system

Probably a sitter here,

Working on Commander *though I think Conqueror would be a better word for that one hehe*
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Added another category and changed a name...better?


skinny -- flat or concave unless you've eaten a lot

normal -- it might stick out a bit but not enough to make a fuss over unless you're a high fashion model.

starter -- sticks out even when empty but you can still suck it in.

sticker -- (because it sticks out) not a "brusher" yet but you can't suck it in anymore.

brusher -- brushes against your thighs when you sit down.

sitter -- sits in your lap when you sit down.

sinker -- to be comfortable you have to spread your legs when you sit down to make room for your sinker belly

commander -- when it's on your lap, and you don't spread your legs, it goes out past your knees.
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Belly classification system

sethman wrote:
Oh, I don't think I like 'sticker.' Just sounds weird. Or sticky. Plump was fine, though!


Point taken. I don't like "plump" though--it's got a general meaning that isn't as precise. Also, I like the "er" ending. Helps make it part of the system.

For example, say in some other context you wrote "She had a plump belly"...no one would have any clue it was a stage of the Belly Classification System. (BCS?) Whereas if you said "She had a sticker belly" it would be a good tip-off.

And of course "plumper" is no good...still has that anachronistic porn-magazine connotation.
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Belly classification system

xMitsuki13x wrote:
Wow. I'm one of the last categories. I didn't think I was that big. I'm a sitter. Haha.


Ok, i'm going to be the creeper here for once, lol.

Pics? smiley
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