General

"Obesity is as American as eating a whole apple pie"

-Stephen Colbert

Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful,
You might as well live.

- Dorothy Parker

Some more excerpts from Charlie Chaplan's speech at the end of the Great Dictator;

I'm sorry, I don't want to rule over anyone...that's not my business. Instead I should like to help everyone, human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness, not each other's misery.

Dictators free themselves, but enslave the people!

The kingdom of God is within man, not one man, nor a group of men. But all mankind.

You do not hate, only the unloved hate. The unloved and the unnatural.

"Pizza's ok" Master Splinter

Apparently Maggie didn't know my ex-wife.

"Want some ice cream on that?" --Anonymous

From the Mumford and Sons song "Winterwinds".

My head told my heart, let love grow. But my heart told my head; this time no, this time no.

Said by Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Sorceror's *Philosopher's if you're in the UK* Stone.

It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.

Scar to Mufasa in The Lion King.

Long. Live. The King!

From the speech at the end of The Great Dictator.

More than cleverness we need kindness.

And of course my signature.

'Draw me like one of them french girls, Jack'

Every chance i get. I say this.

Souvenir!
--Wally AKA Kid Flash, from Young Justice


-I was the General, but behaved like a soldier and sacrificed myself. I am not fit for command and must resign as team leader.
-Who do you recommend to take your place?
-Artemis is too raw, and untrusting. Kid Flash too rash and impulsive. Miss Martian remains too eager to please. Superboy carries too much anger.
-Making Robin the logical choice...
-But he is so young...
-Calder, you're all young.
-I cannot shift this burden to him...not yet. *sigh* It appears I must withdraw my resignation.

Calder AKA Aqua Lad to Black Canary, from Young Justice.

Was I in there??
Paradox, Ben Ten: Alien Force

*Looking at the ruined earth from the surface of the terraformed moon in the distant future*
-This is what the earth looks like after years of that creature running rampant?
-You've brought us to the worst possible future!
-No, should I fail to stop the time-space anomaly, this is your best possible future.
Gwen and Ben Tennison to Paradox, Ben Ten: Alien Force.

*The Locket scene, from Deathly Hallows*

Umm, spoiler alert I guess?

Locket/Riddle: I've seen your heart, and it is mine! I've seen your dreams, Ronald Weasley, and I have seen your fears; all that you desire is possible. But all that you dread is also possible.

Least loved always by the mother who craved a daughter, least loved now by the girl who prefers your friend. Second best, always, eternally overshadowed.

*Riddle Harry and Hermione emerge from the locket*

Riddle-Harry: Why return?? We were better without you, happier without your, glad of your absence...we laughed at your stupidity, your cowardice, your presumption.

Riddle-Hermione: Presumption! Who could look at you, who would ever look at you, beside Harry Potter? What have you ever done, compared to The Chosen One? What are you, compared to the Boy Who Lived?

Riddle-Harry: Your mother confessed that she would have preferred me as a son, would be glad to exchange.

Riddle-Hermione: Who wouldn't prefer him, what woman would take you? You are nothing, nothing, nothing to him.