When not in the Holiday mode this is what my ringtones are:
Random callers get Fortune Son by CCR.
Friends get the Fellowship theme from Lord of the Rings OR With a Little Help from My Friends by The Beatles.
Family gets the theme from Star Trek: TNG.
My text message tone is the theme for Isengard from Lord of the Rings.
It's an ongoing joke amongst my friends that when I get a text someone is taking the hobbits to Isengard....