Gaining

I'm very fussy about my clothes, but I'm constantly staining them. For me, part of the reason is that if something drips from the fork, it hits my chest, not the napkin in my lap, as it would on thinner people.

I have a whole array of stain removers, inc bleach, to take care of the problem.

hmm, I do believe that I have stained about 14 shirts, of all colors, over the last year. It's usually because I get a little, let us say, excited when I eat.

OMG G. W. Shrub attaaaack!?!?!?!?!

...I would think if one eats properly, with manners, and...oh...be careful, staining is not a problem. Even if you eat a lot if you take your time, you don't worry on stains.

Simple as that, frankly.