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Dubuque, IA A car is weaving & a cop pulls the driver over. When the police officer goes up to the car he finds a zebra on the passenger side & a parrot on the drunk driver's shoulder. The officer questions the driver about it. (All the above is true I added the punch line) The guy said, "The zebra said he couldn't drive, but the parrot said he would give me directions."

This sh!t is BaNaNaS...

Barium Sodium Sodium Sulfur.

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A man walks into a bar, says "Ow".

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What do you call a fish with no eyes,
Fsh

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Did you hear the one about the Siamese Twins? Yea, they're beside themselves.

There were two rats,feeder and feedee,the feedee rat became enormouse !!