General

ha, I know exactly how you feel. So many nice girls out there, yet so few share my fetish.
Sometimes it feels although it is impossible to find a combination of the two things, the fetish and the relation. It has caused me to much pain in the past.

guys I went to school with would joke about this girl (who I had a crush on)

... she's not even big though - that's the weird thing

it's a mad mad world