Gaining

As much as i do like to point out when someone has gained, i never use the word fat. But instead i use alot of adjectives and "you look amazing" or "sooo good" to hint the same point. The only thing i miss is actually feeling the other persons gain while complimenting them. Just to feel the awesome them

If you want to provoke comments, I suggest the classic scenario:

You look in the mirror and study your too-tight outfit and say to a friend: "Does this blouse make me look fat?"

Fat Apple, You're fat!

What johnxyz said.

yup that's me too. A close friend of mine knows that I'm gaining, but try as I might I just can't get her to call me fat. I would absolutely love it if she did!