Lifestyle tips

wait - do thin people take more than one sitting to eat a single chocolate bar?

Yeah, you wouldn't get away with rubbish like that in other contexts...shot glasses becoming 'fun-sized pints' would cause rioting...

Your jeans can be simultaneously too tight and too loose, depending on whether you put them over or under your belly.

The staff in the greasy spoon opposite my house gave my boyfriend a discount "because your girlfriend is always in here".

Haha, this one made me laugh, tell him tough toenails

Every birthday card you get has pictures of food and sayings like "eat all your cake" or some other type of food challenge.

Today I found that Im a fatty and my friend too lol

A couple female friends took us for a ride in their small car, we went in the back side and could not fit properly.

The girls started to tease us about how wide we are, we had even a hard time to put the seat belts, couldnt connect the plug to the seat plug since it was under my friend leg hams

When the restaurant across from work knows your phone number and has your meal already done by the time you call.

When you start wearing maternity clothes so there's more room for your growing belly..also wearing maternity jeans so the button andz zippers of regular pants don't cut into ya...love the stretch panel in maternity jeans so you can keep eating and they just expand with ur belly non restricting..

People ask if your pregnant and your really just obese