Gaining

I was in America for three months in 2008, but for some reason I wasn't into the food. Everything tasted just slightly different from the Australian versions. Probably just as well, or else I would have put on about 20 kilos (and I don't swing that way).

Still, this lot sounds delicious. You'll be off to a great start if you can manage a couple of these each week.

In a way you're lucky...there are health risks associated with getting fat, but they're nowhere near as bad as anorexia. So you have perfect license to EAT!