chicken legs wrote:OniGumo wrote:
I've broken furniture, but I ain't female.
Really..do tell
I've broken my bed three times, first time wasn't entirely my fault, the other two it was all on me. I was just sitting there on the end of the bed, I don't remember what I was doing at the time but the frame broke and I got dumped to the floor. The frame on that side (both breaks on the same side by the way, first two breaks at the foot of the bed, the last one at the head) has been repaired with Liquid Nails and two bolts.
Aside from the bed I've broken two toilet seat covers, three wooden kitchen chairs, a school desk (I thought I would die of shame after that one), an auditorium seat (again in the middle of class), a sofa, and a recliner.
...I'm hefty...