Mine would be to try to lose weight, and then the personal trainer at the gym is a secret feeder.
She/he sabotages my diet and training, and I start fulfilling her/his goals.
And their goal will be, a dream for a long time to turn me into a massive,
useless blob.
I'm going to be a gigantic obese glutton,
trapped in my own flab, and all I'm going to want is food and sex.