Lifestyle tips

When you start wearing maternity clothes so there's more room for your growing belly..also wearing maternity jeans so the button andz zippers of regular pants don't cut into ya...love the stretch panel in maternity jeans so you can keep eating and they just expand with ur belly non restricting..

People ask if your pregnant and your really just obese

You know you're a fatty when you have to replace all of your jeans because your thighs have rubbed holes in them (the chub rub!)

You know you're a fatty when your boyfriend asks you if you would rather drive a scooter than walk around at an outdoor convention.

You know you're a fatty when that same boyfriend uses your rolls to warm his hands when they're cold.

*this is fun! *

You know you're a fatty when you get stuck in an elevator in an old building and continue to use that same elevator, instead of taking the stairs!

You know you're a fatty when you're painting your toenails and you can barely reach them with the polish.

You know you're a fatty when your bed has a permanent depression.

You know you're a fatty when you could lose half your body weight and still be considered "morbidly obese" by the medical community

You know you're a fatty when your belt keeps requiring new holes.

You know you're a fatty when you tie all your shoelaces without your feet in your shoes, and leave them tied (or just invest in slip-on shoes.)

You know you're a fatty when the question isn't "do I want a buffet," but "which buffet do I want?"

You know you're a fatty when your first destination in the grocery store is the bulk candy aisle (because chocolate-covered gummy bears.)

You know you're a fatty when your gaming group orders pizza, you order an extra one just for yourself, and nobody thinks anything of it.