Lifestyle tips

People ask if your pregnant and your really just obese

You know you're a fatty when you have to replace all of your jeans because your thighs have rubbed holes in them (the chub rub!)

You know you're a fatty when your boyfriend asks you if you would rather drive a scooter than walk around at an outdoor convention.

You know you're a fatty when that same boyfriend uses your rolls to warm his hands when they're cold.

*this is fun! *

You know you're a fatty when you get stuck in an elevator in an old building and continue to use that same elevator, instead of taking the stairs!

You know you're a fatty when you're painting your toenails and you can barely reach them with the polish.

You know you're a fatty when your bed has a permanent depression.

You know you're a fatty when you could lose half your body weight and still be considered "morbidly obese" by the medical community

You know you're a fatty when your belt keeps requiring new holes.

You know you're a fatty when you tie all your shoelaces without your feet in your shoes, and leave them tied (or just invest in slip-on shoes.)

You know you're a fatty when the question isn't "do I want a buffet," but "which buffet do I want?"

You know you're a fatty when your first destination in the grocery store is the bulk candy aisle (because chocolate-covered gummy bears.)

You know you're a fatty when your gaming group orders pizza, you order an extra one just for yourself, and nobody thinks anything of it.