(I wrote this years ago. Romance and chocolate in rhyming Haiku-style verses. Try reading it aloud!)
Kisses are quite sweet
delivered by a lover
who knows what you think.
Yet sweeter Kisses
which will plumpen your belly
come from Hershey's Inc.
Love your chocolate
and all that it delivers.
Self-righteous, be not.
Those bodies rounded
with Valentine's chocolate,
are chubby and hot.
With lover's kisses,
feast in lustful gluttony,
your desires indulge.
And from Hershey's
twenty-five calories each,
eat Kisses and bulge.
So, into the trash,
the flowers, the greeting cards,
cherubs, you may dump.
But devour Kisses
and all chocolates. Indeed,
grow pleasingly plump.
10 years
