Waiting for spherical man with height to waist ratio 1/pi ~ 0.3183. For 6ft that'll be a blimp 226" around... er... this is ridiculous.
Lets cut the legs, shall we? Say, that'll be half of body, so we multiply ratio up to
0.6366. Anyone here with waist around 113"?
Ah heck, lets kill something... this thread for example - maybe anyone tells his ratio only if its lower than everyones above? )