I like your list! Here are mine:
PRO:
Getting turned on
Eating anything and everything
More stares/comments for being fat and gluttonous
Outgrowing clothes
No more working out
Forgetting about what society says
CON:
Tire more easily
Less looks/interest from women
Possible health issues
Having to go shopping for new clothes
Spending more money (food, clothes)
      PRO:
Getting turned on
Eating anything and everything
More stares/comments for being fat and gluttonous
Outgrowing clothes
No more working out
Forgetting about what society says
CON:
Tire more easily
Less looks/interest from women
Possible health issues
Having to go shopping for new clothes
Spending more money (food, clothes)
    9 years
      
      
      
 Cons are achy feet more often than usual, though. And buying new pants more often