Gaining

Can i get a recapy for that 5000cal shake plz

Heavy cream helped fatten the little man up.
I guess I don't care for gaining very fast. I've really enjoyed watching the change in him, so I don't mind that it takes a long time.
He drank the cream often, along with his additional food, and I could feel a difference. I would never recommend drinking as much as a litre a day. Thats a little too crazy for me.

I’ve been doing it straight from the carton, a pint (I know, it’s not much) a day. I do feel constantly bloated and I’ve been noticing things jiggling that didn’t before. I’m getting fatter all over, but my stomach and butt seem to be getting the most of it ( with my thighs, moobs, and arms gaining equally after those). My current daily stuffing is as follows:
4 regular size meals
1 pint heavy cream, immediately followed up with half a liter of coke (seems to keep my stomach calm doing this) 3 little Debbie brownies.

So usually I’ll have a meal, cream, coke, brownies all within a hour period. I swear I can feel my gut stretching to the limits.

Heavy cream can be a problem for many, some just can't seem to get it down. The woman I feed was that way and then I added a handful of strawberries and a few cubes of ice to the blender then added it to the heavy cream and just pulsed the blender to mix it. This did the trick the strawberries though sweet add tartness and the ice cuts the viscosity. Now from not being able to take heavy cream she can drink a 16 oz glass after each meal and 1 before bed totalling 64 oz per day.

Wouldn't that be 32oz a day, not 64? Lol

Is a 16 oz glass after 3 meals a day plus one before bed not total 64 oz.

Whoops, my bad. That is a craaazy amount, though

im aiming to drink a litre of the stuff everyday. how fast will i balloon by doing this?

I think a liter would be more than your body could process and most of it would be wasted. If you did want to do that, it’s something you should ramp up to, the odds of getting sick off of that much cream is really high.

well its more mixed with milk and drank over the course of the day, not all at once