Gaining

Someone brought a scale into the office today.

It went up to 20 stone (280 lbs).

As far as I knew I was 265.

I stepped on the scale and it spun around and went to 1 stone...

I guess I've put on even more weight. Almost 300lbs.

I remember getting so turned on when I was approaching 200lbs.

Fuck.

(This isn't intentional. I just can't resist food...)

Never broke a scale but I have made one run out of numbers and go into error mode

I have stepped on my daughter's scale and it goes to "error" immediately. I'm only 230 lbs.