GilHutton:
I was purging my wardrobe today and dealing with outgrown jeans/shorts/pants was quite something. A few of them can't be buttoned closed and can only stay up by the grace of the zipper. Do any of you have bottoms like that or you've let them go?
I have a closet full of outgrown clothes. I'm pretty sure I could dig up some 32" or 34" pants, though I'd have NO chance of even starting the zippering process on those since I've swollen up to around 50" (though I can squeeze into slightly smaller pants).
Actually I just got back from vacation, bringing the only 2 pairs of pants that still fit with me. Naturally I popped a button when I bent over to reach my feet, so now I'm down to 1 pair that "fit" sort of... awkward but arousing.