Gingerbeard:Did you know any girls that became fat and nerdy looking?
My wife was a tanned cheerleader, track star bombshell who became a web designer. Everybody that surrounded her were now obese donut eating web coders. She used to make fun of them. But now she has slowly slobbed out into a fat, nerdy donut eating hipster chic w/glasses and a septum ring who's right in line with them, giddy to get her afternoon ice cream.
She hasn't reached her final form, though!