Gaining

Heavy cream is very sneaky

EvilFeeder:
I can't guarantee this is true for all territories, but here in the U.K, whipping cream has 3,480 calories per litre, whereas double (heavy) cream has 4,670.


I think this is correct. Slightly different product over there than in the states.
9 years

Heavy cream is very sneaky

breeze123:
So, in theory if I drank one litre a day, that would be all calories in a day I need and then some, so anything after that would be extra calories? This seems almost too good to be true! Its hard to take a ton in at once, but I imagine you'd get used to it.


There are limits to how much and how fast your digestive system can process and absorb any nutrient, fat included. While it's almost certainly possible to drink a litre of double cream in a day, you will find that only a proportion will be absorbed and it'll almost certainly give you a stomach upset.

I recommend you take it slow at first, being careful not to drink so much in one go as to overwhelm your digestive system.
9 years

Heavy cream is very sneaky

Can i get a recapy for that 5000cal shake plz
9 years

Heavy cream is very sneaky

Heavy cream helped fatten the little man up.
I guess I don't care for gaining very fast. I've really enjoyed watching the change in him, so I don't mind that it takes a long time.
He drank the cream often, along with his additional food, and I could feel a difference. I would never recommend drinking as much as a litre a day. Thats a little too crazy for me.
8 years

Heavy cream is very sneaky

I’ve been doing it straight from the carton, a pint (I know, it’s not much) a day. I do feel constantly bloated and I’ve been noticing things jiggling that didn’t before. I’m getting fatter all over, but my stomach and butt seem to be getting the most of it ( with my thighs, moobs, and arms gaining equally after those). My current daily stuffing is as follows:
4 regular size meals
1 pint heavy cream, immediately followed up with half a liter of coke (seems to keep my stomach calm doing this) 3 little Debbie brownies.

So usually I’ll have a meal, cream, coke, brownies all within a hour period. I swear I can feel my gut stretching to the limits.
8 years

Heavy cream is very sneaky

Heavy cream can be a problem for many, some just can't seem to get it down. The woman I feed was that way and then I added a handful of strawberries and a few cubes of ice to the blender then added it to the heavy cream and just pulsed the blender to mix it. This did the trick the strawberries though sweet add tartness and the ice cuts the viscosity. Now from not being able to take heavy cream she can drink a 16 oz glass after each meal and 1 before bed totalling 64 oz per day.
8 years

Heavy cream is very sneaky

attentive guy:
Heavy cream can be a problem for many, some just can't seem to get it down. The woman I feed was that way and then I added a handful of strawberries and a few cubes of ice to the blender then added it to the heavy cream and just pulsed the blender to mix it. This did the trick the strawberries though sweet add tartness and the ice cuts the viscosity. Now from not being able to take heavy cream she can drink a 16 oz glass after each meal and 1 before bed totalling 64 oz per day.


Wouldn't that be 32oz a day, not 64? Lol
8 years

Heavy cream is very sneaky

attentive guy:
Heavy cream can be a problem for many, some just can't seem to get it down. The woman I feed was that way and then I added a handful of strawberries and a few cubes of ice to the blender then added it to the heavy cream and just pulsed the blender to mix it. This did the trick the strawberries though sweet add tartness and the ice cuts the viscosity. Now from not being able to take heavy cream she can drink a 16 oz glass after each meal and 1 before bed totalling 64 oz per day.

fourtonmantis:
Wouldn't that be 32oz a day, not 64? Lol
Is a 16 oz glass after 3 meals a day plus one before bed not total 64 oz.
8 years

Heavy cream is very sneaky

attentive guy:
Heavy cream can be a problem for many, some just can't seem to get it down. The woman I feed was that way and then I added a handful of strawberries and a few cubes of ice to the blender then added it to the heavy cream and just pulsed the blender to mix it. This did the trick the strawberries though sweet add tartness and the ice cuts the viscosity. Now from not being able to take heavy cream she can drink a 16 oz glass after each meal and 1 before bed totalling 64 oz per day.

fourtonmantis:
Wouldn't that be 32oz a day, not 64? Lol

attentive guy:
Is a 16 oz glass after 3 meals a day plus one before bed not total 64 oz.
Whoops, my bad. That is a craaazy amount, though
8 years

Heavy cream is very sneaky

Sir HugALot:
im aiming to drink a litre of the stuff everyday. how fast will i balloon by doing this?


I think a liter would be more than your body could process and most of it would be wasted. If you did want to do that, it’s something you should ramp up to, the odds of getting sick off of that much cream is really high.
8 years
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