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I got home from a business trip this afternoon and...wow. My fat little husband has gotten noticeably fatter. When I came home it looked like he definitely indulged. I looked for the signs and found them on my bank statements. After totalling them up - assuming he ate everything all in one sitting - he consumed around 6000-10000 calories every day I was gone.

Butterball is lucky to have you in his life, one who understands and supports his fattening.

I did scold him for spending so much money, but I can see the temptation. Also, the results weren't so bad. Over the week-end a friend of mine called him a "fat little plum" and he was praised warmly by a few people, so I'm quite satisfied.