Vanity Fair:
I'd absolutely love to ruin a person's life, watching them grow and grow, watch them unable to hold a job, watch them unable to wipe their own asses, admire their progress in a bariatric sized coffin. I wonder if I could get a sculpture gravestone that looks like their heaviest weight self to ensure their accomplishments are fully appreciated.
I'd absolutely love to ruin a person's life, watching them grow and grow, watch them unable to hold a job, watch them unable to wipe their own asses, admire their progress in a bariatric sized coffin. I wonder if I could get a sculpture gravestone that looks like their heaviest weight self to ensure their accomplishments are fully appreciated.
I lile the way you think.
The sculpture is a good idea. Or at least you can put their final weight on thier gravestone. That number would be one of their (and your) great accomplishments, so gotta get it as high as possible. Sort of like a high score.
What would be more important to you though, getting the weight number as high as possible? Our just the act of ruining them so utterly and completely? Or both?
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