yes baby, come on now, it's time to eat. open wide for me.
what's that? you're still full from earlier? but you can't be, you haven't eaten since yesterday! no, no, I'm quite sure, and I would know best, wouldn't I?
I fed you an hour ago? no, silly, don't you remember? you woke up just now and it's time for breakfast. ah, of course - being down here, doing nothing day in day out except eat what I tell you to eat, it's no wonder you can't tell today from tomorrow! and in the dark, I suppose you wouldn't know what time it is.
now, open wide so I can put the tube in. you're on a diet, remember? you have to eat exactly what I say if you want to lose to lose weight. ten thousand calories are ready to go! what's that? no, it's not two thousand and it never has been, how many times do I have to tell you? now hurry up and drink your breakfast - yes, all of it - so you can lose weight for me. because we don't want to keep you in this bed forever, do we? no! don't try to get up! you're not ready yet. just a little longer, okay? just a few more meals. yes, I know I said that last time - no baby, that was yesterday, not months ago. you're getting confused again.
go back to sleep, baby. it's nearly time for breakfast.
