You know you're fat when:

VeryOnlinePoaster

Joined 5 years

When you try to jog and your fat bouncing around throws you off balance

5 years

You know you're fat when:

Dave122

Joined 8 years

When just doing up your shoelaces becomes one of life's greatest challenges.

5 years

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Johnxyz

Joined 17 years

Ciara with the Curves:
When you drop your pen at work and when you bend over to get it, the hooks on your bra clasp break! (Happened a couple months ago.)

That's quite an event for someone 38G

5 years

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Bicepsual

Joined 6 years

You buy a bigger purse just so you can sneak more snacks to work.

5 years

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Reflection Of Perfection

Joined 15 years

When you walk through the zoo and the elephants hurl peanuts at you

5 years

You know you're fat when:

Reflection Of Perfection

Joined 15 years

Baba Yaga:
When you walk through the zoo and the elephants hurl peanuts at you

PinkyDear:
I always say I will eat whatever someone feeds me, but this would be a twist. ????

Its a Rodney Dangerfield joke

5 years

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Nofbar

Joined 8 years

You know you're fat when you can touch your toes with your belly.

4 years

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Arch329

Joined 11 years

I got a bit of a reminder that I am fat this morning while I was laying on my back in bed. I realized that my belly seemed flatter and wasn't sticking up as high as it had been. I commented to my wife that maybe I have lost some weight. She laughed and explained that I am simply sinking further into the mattress probably having gained weight over the holidays. I should have known that. For the past several weeks, I have been checking the size of pants that I am selecting from the hangers to make sure that I am picking the 48-inch waist pants instead of the 46-inch waist pants (they all have the expandable waistband to allow me the fantasy that I am not rounder than 50 inches). I actually started thinking that maybe it is time to order some 50s, but my wife would kill me. She already tries to limit my intake and won't let me have any ice cream if I haven't finished my cake.

4 years

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Nofbar

Joined 8 years

You know you're fat when you outgrow a car.

4 years

You know you're fat when:

Nofbar

Joined 8 years

You know you're fat when each of your boobs are bigger than your belly was when you weighed 400 pounds.

4 years

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