Gaining

I’d pick funnel. Forces more down before you realize you can’t take anymore.

It depends on my mood. On the funnel side, if I'm really wanting to be treated like the fat sow I am, thousands of calories swallowed down before I realize it. On the hand fed side, if I'm feeling like being worshipped and waited on like the gluttonous goddess I am, I'd much prefer being hand fed. I'd love both though.