I would suggest cake shake bloat if you wanna get really fat! One, because it’s your birthday (happy early birthday btw) and two because it’s an all day type drink.
Mix cake mix and milk together into a shake, chug it (with a bottle or two of water after!!) and you’ll begin bloating extremely big throughout the day, it’ll pin you to the bed!
If your unsure, do some more research
4 years