Gaining

How did it feel to gain beyond like an “acceptable” degree of fat in society? Like I can’t wait until I’m like 450 or so and then gain beyond 500 and into my 600s. I look forward that to being so fat that other people think I’ve expanded beyond any societal norms. I want to show it all off as often as possible now but the larger I get. Like “deal with all of my blubber taking up space” pretty much and I love the looks. I loooove when some tiny gal thinks she can shoot me a disgusted glance and expect me to agree with her for some reason. Nah, I’m sorry you didn’t know yet but it’s hot to be fat. I plan to cover my curves as little as possible this summer.

I know I’ll gain quicker and with more confidence once I have a feeder. But these rolls are flowing out this summer and y’all can learn to love it or look away.

That is true. Fat in America is different than Fat in any other country.

I’m not proud of much about my country but I wouldn’t be half the person I am without how common obesity is here.

I’m already freaky obese in foreign standards but I want to become like freakishly obese here.

I’m happy to be the person any comedian references talking about American gluttony.

I’m a total pig. Only someone with my appetite could come from this strange land.

I’m for one happy to be “shamefully obese” and “a disgusting glutton.”

I am quite the greedy piggy and I want more grub now!!!