ShakesSphere:
I am a regular at pie eating contests at community fairs. I am always the fattest competitor and I always lose. I have a huge capacity but my speed is not good. I lose to the high school and college jocks.
I am the only one who keeps eating after the referee blows the whistle ju8st because I like it. The jocks are turning green and looking ill and I am just scarfing away. Once I said to the winner, who looked like he was about to hurl, "Hey are you going to finish that?" He had to run to the bathroom. Too bad, because it was mighty fine blueberry pie.
I am a regular at pie eating contests at community fairs. I am always the fattest competitor and I always lose. I have a huge capacity but my speed is not good. I lose to the high school and college jocks.
I am the only one who keeps eating after the referee blows the whistle ju8st because I like it. The jocks are turning green and looking ill and I am just scarfing away. Once I said to the winner, who looked like he was about to hurl, "Hey are you going to finish that?" He had to run to the bathroom. Too bad, because it was mighty fine blueberry pie.
Cool story! My experience is that the folks who eat the most are slender athletes. I remember a 6'4 170 lb. Cross Country runner who liked to demolish pizza and beer - he ate more in general than anyone I've known. At 5'8 and 150 lbs. with a body type like a Folkstyle Wrestler, I eat more than most fat people that I know. Crazy...
4 years