This is purely a fantasy and I would never do it given the chance. That being said, I sometimes fantasize about being an exhibit at a circus or zoo where I would just be a fat blob. There people would tease me, mock me, laugh at me, and most importantly throw me food. I would eat all the food they throw at me as well as what the keepers feed me, and I would grow fatter and fatter, thus keeping the cycle going but making each revolution more ecstatic. I would hope that I would become a major attraction, so thousands could galk at my monstrous body and they would pay shovel food down my gullet to make me even more comically obese. All so they could get amusement out of me.
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