Summerr:
So not long ago, I went to one of those Chinese all you can eat buffets where they actually bring over the food to your table.
The greedy piggy in me was in a very naughty mood and I wanted to show off how much I can eat.
I sat down, being careful not to knock anything over with my epic fat belly. I ordered my food and waited. My first order arrived. I wasn't near enough full or satisfied so I ordered round two.
Enjoying every mouthful knowing that it will pile on some pounds. My belly was still aching for more food, so I ordered round three.
The waiter brought over plate upon plate of delicious fattening food. At this point he smiled and said "You will eat this all?" (Because they didn't want to waste food/lose money)
I smiled and said of course. I could see the kitchen from where I was sitting. I saw the waiters a few times talk to each and look over at me. With a fake smile. Knowing that they knew how much of a fatty I was.
I waddled out of that buffet full 🐷💦😈❤
Good to hear that this doesn’t happen exclusively in stories and fantasies. As I know many feeder/FAs would have, I would give a lot to have witnessed (let alone participated in) that fatastically flabulous display.
