quiverdream:
That’s just the sort of shit I could get up to if I drink enough in public. One night in my twenties when my friends and I were out at a bar and I’d had more than enough to drink, I hit it off with a bouncer who... well, his physique is what “bouncer” really should describe. I didn’t outright ask “can I touch your belly?” But he invited me to hug him and I complimented him on how very soft he was. I made it clear that it was a compliment and we were very much on the same page; and oh, how naughty it felt to be flirting like that among friends and strangers and not give a fuck if it left any of them confused.
This reminds me up may gig as a bouncer in Virginia in which they made me the main doorman because I was way wider than anyone else and that's where I got my nickname Wide Juan from😂😂😂😂