Gaining

i initially said i wanted my arbitrary goals to include getting a 55 inch waist and 32 inch thighs. i really underestimated how much heavy cream would blow up my belly because i've already hit 55 inches round my middle, and my thighs are already 31 as well. bless heavy cream.

so now i'm thinking i could be a little more ambitious with my measurements goals since i plan to gain another 30+ lbs

* 65 inch waist
* 70 inch hips
* 36 inch thighs

is that too ambitious?

Another goal would be to get fat enough that people who haven't seen you in awhile are shocked.

I just want to be covered in big sexy strech marks. My gf got some and I find them sexy as all hell and need some for my belly.

I want my belly to slap against my thighs when I walk. I would also love to have a more obvious waddle. I waddle a bit now, but not as much as I would like.

Oh, and being too heavy to run at all! I can still run for a short distance. It would be so hot to try my hardest to run and realize that I just can’t do it.