Gaining

So I'll have my house to myself for a little more than a year (400 days to be exact) and I want to gain at least 100 pounds in that time. I'm currently 414 and take in at least 5000 calories per day.

Is my goal achievable and does anyone have any tips to help me achieve said goal?

Put heavy cream in everything you eat, you thank me later, once your hips will be too wide to pass through doors.

That is one of my goals too. I hope you make it.