Story authors

I'm not much of a writer, but I can formulate some creative ideas from time-to-time. Since I'm not too good at writing stories I figured I'd write down the ideas for anyone else to use.

To clarify, I'm not asking anyone to take these ideas & write me a story, nor am I expecting anything to be done with these ideas. I just wanted to throw these out into the Aether & see what (if anything) comes of them. Feel free to use any of these ideas & there's no need to credit me.

With that out of the way, here are a few ideas I had come up with that went nowhere:

Romance: A guy & a girl are in love. Guy is into fat chicks (of course). Girl is willing to get fat, but only if the guy gets strong enough to carry her. Guy works out while girl pigs out. But who will stop gaining first?

Thriller: A female detective is hot on the trail of a man who kidnaps women, only to return them fattened beyond belief. When she becomes his latest victim, she begins to wonder if her obsession was based on justice or jealousy.

Horror: A female scientist becomes a blueberry. Her husband is into it at first, but he begins to worry as her mind begins to change. Suddenly she is obsessed with spreading her berryism to others. After seemingly being killed by the military, her husband revives her & now wants to help fertilize & spread her seeds.

I looovveee the thriller idea, I have a couple of dystopian novels very loosely in a similar vein. I may very well write something with it

I thought up another idea recently:

Thriller/comedy: after falling overboard into the ocean a young man is rescued by a mermaid & the two eventually marry. Returning home the man introduces his new wife to his friends who are wary of her as mermaids in this universe are man eaters… literally! Not long after, the city is in chaos as a series of murders occur where the victims, all men, are found eaten. The man’s friends are quick to blame his new wife, but while he tries to defend her innocence she seems to be doing everything to give merit to his friends’ claims. Is she really a man eating monster & he’s just in denial?