Submission and domination

Ah, I’m not much into the mean stuff since it can be taken the wrong way. I just relate sweet comments to people about how beautiful they are ;-)

True enough :-) Around here, being called a fat little piggy is a term of endearment!

Numbers are always good to me.
"Your BMI is X higher than it should be."
"You've eaten enough calories for X normal people."
"Your bod is X percent useless fat."
Helps give some weight to my fatness.

Elastic is my best friend!

My exercises are running and pull ups. - running to table and pulling up to eat.

One pair of underwear is a full wash load.

My personal pizza comes in an extra large pizza box!

I'm a built woman who is in very good shape. Usually, I compare their body to mine.


When the person is bigger:

"You're tits are bigger than mine."
"You are such a gluttonous hog. I eat a lot to fuel my muscles, but you put away 3 times as much."
"Look at this gut! It's a good thing I'm so strong. No women would be able to handle you otherwise."


When the person is smaller:

"Look at you, you tiny piglet. You're so small, I could carry you away. Better eat up so I can't."

"You've got a gut, and yet you're still lighter than me? You've got some work to do."

"Better keep eating, piglet. You're so thin I'm worried I could break you without even trying."

The favorite tease that I came up with is “you’re a size 3XL? …. Just 3? Oh..”
😬/😉
Of course you can adjust that figure up or down as far as you want, but in my opinion the higher you can use it at the better

I guess anything commenting how much I've gained recently. From comments about my belly to comparing me to a piggy when I eat. Making fun of my tight clothes, laughing, mocking.

Oh I just thought of another one: “you can still fit in airplane bathrooms? 😒 okay…”

Oh, this is good. I've never been on a plane, but I doubt I'd fit in the bathroom, especially the new tighter designs I found.

She was teasing me about her own weight one night!

"Honey, I'm gonna get too fat to walk and then you'll have to do everything for me!"

My retort-

"You have to be able to get out of the house, I want to take you on dates and make everyone stare at how huge you are."